apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just gargled with NyQuil
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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