remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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