I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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