I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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