Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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