When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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