you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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