i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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