Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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