does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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