Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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