just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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