they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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