If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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