Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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