that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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