I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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