Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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