You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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