i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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