we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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