And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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