Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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