When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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