Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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