Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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