But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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