just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize