I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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