let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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