I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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