Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
did you just send me my own nude
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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