Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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