So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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