She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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