your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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