I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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