Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
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its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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