Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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