Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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