I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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