im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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