the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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