Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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