and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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