He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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