Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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