Kiss
Puke
Having a random hookup so left but love u
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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