he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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