Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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